*puts metaphor between cigarette* it’s a teeth
I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax invasion
the fact that 66 + 44 doesn’t add up to 100 really pisses me off
“For three weekends, 47 Dachshunds, more commonly known as Sausage Dogs, will attempt to solve the world’s Human Rights issues.”
this was so fucking important
"And they still accomplished more than the actual U.N."
everyone stop fighting
just stop it
leave it to the cute little puppies
Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall
Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."
why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury
brb drowning myself in the toilet
I work at a gelato shop and two people in the same day asked what Strawberry tasted like. I wasn’t sure how to respond without making them feel insulted.
Vincent Van Gogh, Cypresses (details)