i love how this is so serious but then sharpie face
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All the awards to Adam Hills.
is this british john stewart?
He’s actually Australia
i only care about inner beauty
like bone structure
trying to cheer your favourite person up
How to play The Sims
- spend 3 hours creating your family
- spend 3 days creating your house
- play the actual game for 20 minutes
- do not touch for 4 months
please don’t wish for a zombie apocalypse I’m fat and my cardio sucks
Have you heard of Ban Bossy? It’s the new initiative from Lean In and the Girl Scouts that’s trying to ban “bossy” and similar words that are used to bring down girls that are ambitious, take risks, and speak up. By changing the way we treat girls who lead, hopefully our generation will someday see more women in leadership roles.
Was angry when they spoke your name
In ordinary places.
The Every Occasion Card
Have a shitty motherfucking baby
Fuck you ice cream I didn’t even want to eat you anyway.