get a load of these guys
Two weeks later, we spoke again.
He even has the math to back it up.
I work at a convenience store where we give treats to dogs who come in. Oscar seems to have caught on quickly
hi i’m peter man i mean i’m spider parker i mean fuck
Your shadow is a confirmation that light has traveled nearly 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be deprived of reaching the ground in the final few feet thanks to you.
fun statistics for adults!
“when I was a kid, I had no help with college tuition, I was hardworking and paid it all myself”
-Annual tuition for Yale, 1970: $2,550
-Annual tuition for Yale, 2014: $45,800
-Minimum Wage, 1970: $1.45
-Minimum Wage, 2014: $7.25
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 1970: 4.8
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 2014: 17.3
These numbers are before taxes too
whenever my dad makes pancakes he always makes a tiny baby one for our dog
there’s literally no point in teaching girls to be body positive if you only use men’s opinions for validation like “boys like girls with curves” nah get that the fuck out of here